Stop saying “I’m sooooooooo tired.” There are new mothers who hear you and may punch you in the face.
Don’t take life so seriously. Have more fun.
After you have your second kid, your waistline increases an inch the second you look at a cookie, so eat them now! Dooooo it!
If you think you compare yourself to other women a lot now, just wait till you become a mother – you’ll do it a few hundred times a day. We gotta figure out how to stop this, it’s a bad cycle.
Stop dieting. Just get in the habit of walking or running daily – it’s the only way.
Stop looking at moms with their kids having tantrums and thinking: “I will never let my kid behave that way in public, EVER, period.” Because my darling, you can’t control a toddler’s emotions. So stop judging and start saving some money for therapy.
Let go. Learn to let go of things you can’t control now. It’ll make you better at not sweating the small stuff as a new mom.
Stop shaking your head at your sister-in-law, Lynette and wondering why she’s so moody after having your niece Adele. You’ll experience the wrath of hormones at war inside your body one day. And that’s when you’ll suddenly love her so much more.
Baby wipes take that mascara off better than those Oil of Olay cloths you spend so much money on. You’re hilarious.
Stop saying “I’m bored.” Be happy that you currently have nothing to do and enjoy staring at a wall while listening to nothing.
I love writing. It’s what keeps me grounded. I received my first journal at seven years of age and have been writing ever since. Other things I love doing are caring for my sons Jacob and Joshua, crocheting, cooking, baking, and listening to music.
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